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— Johnathan Safran Foer
Saturday, February 21, 2009 @ 6:37 PM

I miss my camp so much that i had my sleep on the floor. IT WAS AVIS LEONG PING (that rapist) WHO THREW MY THINGS LA!

Avis Leong Ping (Rapist) profile:
- Chio one.
- Pink Spec
- 154 cm in height
- 40 kg
- White shirt black shorts last seen at victim Joey's house.
- Love to throw tortise.
- Love to laugh and mentally siao.
- Raped several people.
- Go into one's house from the BIG BIG BIG front door without ppl knowing.

BCUZ TODAY MORNING SHE HAD JUST WENT TO MY HOUSE WITHOUT BOTH ME AND MY DAD KNOWING. OH MY GOD?!
Untill she came into my room and Oh my god me.

And yeppy! Prepared for the steamboat (Grandma's brother came here today yea) - And me and vis are suppose to help out with the "bird eggs?" (direct translation from chinese)

I know we failed at first.



BUT I MANAGE TO FIX IT BACK OKAY! LOL.

Alright! had dinner just now and ... did chat about insect incident. -
Quoted from sis blog:

My sister's out at camp and I thought it'll be rather quiet in my house now,and this was what happened when I went home with my Dad from my grandma's place..

In the lift,

Dad: Wah you sibei bo liao hor make the insect until like that.
Me: Huh? Simi insect?
Dad: Huh? Not you meh?
Me: Huh? What thing?
Dad: Not you ah.. Then must be Mum liao.. Joey go camp bo ko leng is her. You go home see lor, sibei disgusting.
Me: *walks faster*

At home..

Mum *towards my Dad* : EH you bo liao is it?! Make the insect until like that!
Dad: WA I THOUGHT IS YOU LEH?
Me: WHAT THING LA!
Dad: You go see you go see, MUST BE JOEY LIAO LA SIAO ZABOR!
Mum: Wa she so bo liao ah go camping also must disiao us!?

*rushes to kitchen*
LOL WTF? I saw..A plastic container with scotchtape sealing its sides.. at the side of the cabinet..



And inside..

WAS A BIG FAT DEAD ANT. What the fuck.
Joey Tan, you come home you die!
-
EH BO BIAN LA,
I DONT DARE USE HAND CATCH LA DEY!